I tell stories your brain can't stop watching.

Hi, I'm Alisa.

Every set starts the same way:

Something happened.

Sometimes it was embarrassing. Sometimes it was frustrating. Sometimes it was so absurd I couldn't make it up if I tried.

My job isn't just to tell you what happened.

It's to paint the picture so clearly you can see it unfolding in your own mind. By the time we get to the punchline, you're already living inside the story.

I'm an artist.

My medium is storytelling.

Your imagination is my canvas.

Welcome to the story.

Bring a Story They'll Never Forget.

Whether it's a comedy club, corporate event, fundraiser, private party, or podcast, I bring story-driven stand-up that audiences don't just hear—they experience.

Every set is built from real life, unexpected moments, and the kind of stories that stay with people long after the show ends.

Available for:

  • Comedy Clubs

  • Corporate Events

  • Private Events

  • Fundraisers

  • Podcasts

  • Guest Appearances

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