I tell stories your brain can't stop watching.

Hi, I'm Alisa.

Life has a funny way of handing us stories when we least expect them.

My job isn't simply to tell you what happened.

It's to bring those moments to life—so vividly that you can see the room, hear the voices, and feel every emotion as if you were standing right beside me.

By the time we reach the punchline, you're no longer just listening.

You're part of the story.

I believe the best comedy isn't invented—it's discovered in everyday life, hidden inside the moments we often overlook.

I'm an artist.

Storytelling is my craft.

Your imagination is my canvas.

So, take a seat, get comfortable, and let's share a story you'll never forget.

Welcome.

Every story begins with a single moment.

  • A conversation.

  • A mistake.

  • An awkward silence.

  • A random encounter.

  • Something real.

Bring a Story They'll Never Forget.

Whether it's a comedy club, corporate event, fundraiser, private party, or podcast, I bring story-driven stand-up that audiences don't just hear—they experience.

Every set is built from real life, unexpected moments, and the kind of stories that stay with people long after the show ends.

Available for:

  • Comedy Clubs

  • Corporate Events

  • Private Events

  • Fundraisers

  • Podcasts

  • Guest Appearances