TERMS & CONDITIONS

Last Updated: August 7, 2026

Welcome to Alisa Tells Stories. These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of alisatellsstories.com (the “Website”), which is owned and operated by Alisa Tells Stories LLC (“Alisa Tells Stories,” “we,” “us,” or “our”).

By accessing or using this Website, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree with these Terms, please do not use the Website.

1. Purpose of the Website

The Website provides information about Alisa Tells Stories, including comedy performances, appearances, creative projects, videos, photographs, upcoming events, booking information, and related content.

The Website may also allow visitors to submit booking or contact inquiries, subscribe to email communications, view embedded social media or video content, and access third-party websites where tickets or other services may be purchased.

2. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise indicated, the content appearing on this Website is owned by or licensed to Alisa Tells Stories LLC and is protected by applicable copyright, trademark, and other intellectual-property laws.

This includes, without limitation:

Original comedy material, jokes, routines, stories, premises, scripts, written material, and recorded performances.
Videos, audio recordings, photographs, graphics, illustrations, and other media.
The Alisa Tells Stories name, logo, branding, graphics, and visual identity.
Website copy, written descriptions, biographies, and promotional material.
Other original creative content displayed or made available through the Website.

Making content publicly accessible through this Website does not transfer ownership of that content or grant visitors permission to commercially exploit it.

You may view and share links to publicly available pages for ordinary personal and noncommercial purposes. However, except where permitted by applicable law, you may not reproduce, copy, republish, distribute, sell, license, modify, create derivative works from, commercially exploit, or otherwise use our protected content without prior written permission.

You may not remove copyright, trademark, attribution, watermark, or other proprietary notices from our content.

3. Comedy and Creative Material

Comedy performances and other creative content presented through the Website may address adult, controversial, satirical, fictionalized, exaggerated, or sensitive subjects.

Statements made as part of a comedy performance, story, character, joke, or other creative work should be understood in the context in which they are presented and should not automatically be interpreted as literal statements of fact, professional advice, or representations regarding any person or event.

Unauthorized recording, reproduction, publication, distribution, or commercial exploitation of original performances or creative material is prohibited to the extent permitted by law.

4. Automated Scraping and AI Use

Except as permitted by applicable law or with our prior written authorization, you may not use automated systems, bots, scrapers, crawlers, data-mining technologies, or similar methods to systematically extract or reproduce content from the Website.

You may not knowingly use original content obtained from this Website—including comedy material, scripts, written material, photographs, videos, audio, or other creative works—to create or distribute unauthorized reproductions or substantially similar commercial content.

Nothing in this section is intended to restrict uses that cannot lawfully be restricted under applicable law.

5. Booking and Contact Inquiries

The Website may contain forms that allow visitors, venues, producers, event organizers, agents, businesses, or other individuals to contact Alisa Tells Stories LLC regarding performances, bookings, appearances, collaborations, or other opportunities.

Submitting a form does not create a contract, booking, partnership, agency relationship, or other binding agreement.

A booking or engagement is not considered confirmed unless the applicable terms have been separately agreed upon by Alisa Tells Stories LLC and the relevant party.

You agree that information submitted through the Website will be accurate and that you will not use our forms to transmit spam, unlawful material, malicious code, harassment, or misleading information.

6. Event and Ticket Information

The Website may display information regarding upcoming performances, venues, dates, times, and ticket availability.

Tickets may be sold or processed by independent venues, promoters, ticketing services, or other third parties. Unless expressly stated otherwise, Alisa Tells Stories LLC does not process those transactions.

Event details may change or events may be postponed or canceled for reasons outside our control. Visitors should confirm event details with the applicable venue or ticket provider before making travel arrangements or attending an event.

Purchases made through third-party ticketing services are subject to the terms, refund policies, privacy practices, and other rules of those third parties.

7. Third-Party Websites and Embedded Content

The Website may contain links to or embedded content from third-party services, including social media platforms, video platforms, ticketing providers, venues, and other websites.

Third-party services operate independently from Alisa Tells Stories LLC. We do not control and are not responsible for their content, availability, security, privacy practices, terms, or actions.

Your interaction with a third-party service is governed by that service’s own policies and terms.

8. Email Communications

Visitors may have the option to subscribe to newsletters, performance announcements, updates, promotional communications, or other emails.

You may unsubscribe from marketing emails at any time using the unsubscribe option provided in the communication or by contacting us at ats@alisatellsstories.com.

Transactional or administrative communications related to an inquiry or existing business relationship may still be sent when appropriate.

9. Acceptable Use

You agree not to use the Website:

* For unlawful, fraudulent, abusive, or malicious purposes;

* To interfere with the Website’s operation or security;

* To attempt unauthorized access to the Website, accounts, systems, or data;

* To distribute malware, malicious code, spam, or similar material;

* To impersonate another person or organization;

* To harass, threaten, or abuse others through Website functionality; or

* To infringe the intellectual-property or other legal rights of Alisa Tells Stories LLC or another party.

10. Website Availability and Accuracy

We make reasonable efforts to provide accurate and current information, but we do not guarantee that all Website information will always be complete, accurate, current, or error-free.

We may modify, remove, update, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Website at any time without notice.

11. Disclaimer

The Website and its content are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis to the fullest extent permitted by law.

Alisa Tells Stories LLC makes no guarantee that the Website will always be available, uninterrupted, secure, error-free, or free from harmful components.

Nothing presented through the Website constitutes legal, financial, medical, or other professional advice.

12. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Alisa Tells Stories LLC and its owners, representatives, contractors, and affiliates will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages arising from or relating to your use of, inability to use, or reliance upon the Website or third-party services linked through the Website.

Nothing in these Terms excludes or limits liability where such exclusion or limitation is prohibited by law.

13. Indemnification

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Alisa Tells Stories LLC from claims, damages, liabilities, losses, and reasonable expenses arising from your unlawful use of the Website, your violation of these Terms, or your infringement of another party’s rights.

14. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Rhode Island, without regard to its conflict-of-law principles.

Any dispute relating to these Terms or the Website will be subject to applicable state and federal law and the jurisdiction of courts having lawful authority over the dispute.

15. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms periodically to reflect changes to the Website, our business practices, or applicable requirements.

When changes are made, the “Last Updated” date at the top of this page will be revised. Your continued use of the Website following an update constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms to the extent permitted by law.

16. Contact

Questions regarding these Terms may be directed to:

Alisa Tells Stories LLC

Email: ats@alisatellsstories.com

Website: alisatellsstories.com